.... The Messy Mind of J'rod: February 2010
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Friday, February 19, 2010

BoozeBros Light, Update.

Some additions have been made to the BoozeBros Light section of my blog. I have added Krombacher Dark to my repertoire of reviews, and I have distinguished the difference between Big Wheel on tap, and bottled Big Wheel (not a small difference, mind you).
On another note, Alexander Keith's has yet another crappy beer in their arsenal of inbred spin-offs:
Introducing, our next instalment of Keith's products that we think will help us round ourselves out and corner the market, but instead only ruins our reputation more than a pedophile in a kilt... We give to you....
Keith's Light!

EEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeewwwwwww!!!! As if Keith's Red, White, and blew-chunks wasn't enough. Just stick to your original recipe and DON'T THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN IT, 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Poison!!!

I feel like the Nome King after eating a chicken's egg.

"Pooooiiiiison!"

Note to self... try your best not to suffer from both food poisoning and a hangover at the same time.

Now that I've been beached at home I think I'll try and catch up on some reading... or maybe I'll Youtube the Angry Nintendo Nerd or something.

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Olivia Chow... I hope you get reincarnated into a bird that once lived in a tree that you cut down to make your ridiculous newsletters! Get a blog!

Olivia Chow, STOP SENDING ME JUNK MAIL!!!! Seriously, in the past two days I've recieved two letters from you, making that three letters in two weeks. You need to stop wasting trees, because it's at the point where I've stopped opening them. I just take the letter out of my box and throw it right into the recycling bin, then I ask the Earth for forgiveness.

I opened the last one you sent me, looking to see if I could find an "unsubscribe number" to call. This one was about Haiti relief, I think, and I know that it sucks that I paid such little attention to the letter -- but that's what happens when you send me *bullshit* ALL THE TIME.

Did you know that if the same thing that happened in Haiti happened in California, they estimated that only five people would have died? Are we going to blame nature, or God for this catastrophe, or can we blame the people who didn't build sound structures that could withstand an earthquake of that magnitude?